are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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