called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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