All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You left your phone here
Wait...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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