The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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