Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
It's blow job season.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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