he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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