redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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