well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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