Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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