Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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