I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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