id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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