Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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