Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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