Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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