Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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