This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
How external is "for external use only"?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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