Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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