You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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