You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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