But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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