okay pat passed out under dana's car
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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