Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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