Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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