she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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