is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Sorry my hands just texted you
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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