We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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