I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I am naked and annoyed.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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