therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Randomize
