check it out our google latitudes are spooning
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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