he puts the penis in happiness.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Dignity is for republicans.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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