Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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