So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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