we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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