soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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