If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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