idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize