Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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