so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
