Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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