Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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