Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
there's paper in my vomit.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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