i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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