What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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