forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
it hurts more in the daytime
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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