: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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