True but thats because hes a fetus.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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