I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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