Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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