At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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