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• (561): View more from Florida

  he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.

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  you for real need to get over him dude

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  "I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.

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  I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.

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• (707): View more from California

  Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad

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• (530): View more from California

  now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.

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