Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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