when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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