I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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