if i can run in heels then i can drive
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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