This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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