Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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