So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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