Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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